Hey kiddies! Want some cool quotes to confuse the fakos?
You know those morons who always like to quote people and think they're cool just cause they can recite like a frigging parrot?

Then read these quotes -- say for example some moron recites or posts the one below on their email signature :
Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures, costs nothing, and conveys much.
- Erastus Wiman
Then respond to parrot with:
Nothing is ever lost by masturbation. It is the cheapest of pleasures,costs nothing, and even cleans the sheets.
- Erectus Willie

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Some Selected Quotes

If parrot says:
Perseverance is failing 19 times and succeeding the 20th.
- J. Andrews
Respond to the parrot with this :
Corpses have been noted for their remarkable powers of Perseverance.
They can fall from great heights up to 19 times without being damaged.
On the 20th time the corpse succeeds in moving its limbs, a remarkable accomplishment for a dead being.
--- Mark Corpseticle, Chief Undertaker.

If parrot says:
If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.
- David Viscott
then respond with :
If you have the courage to begin shooting, then you will have courage under fire.
- Sira Denz

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